why women nowadays are single????

<table cellspacing="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td>why women nowadays are single????</td></tr><tr><td></td></tr><tr><td><div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">1. The nice men are ugly.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">2. The handsome men are not nice.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">3. The handsome and nice men are gay.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual <br /> men are married.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">5. The men who are not so handsome, <br /> but are nice men, have no money.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">6. The men who are not so handsome, <br /> but are nice men with money think we are only after <br /> their money.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">7. The handsome men without money are <br /> after our money.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">8. The handsome men, who are not so <br /> nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are<br /> beautiful enough.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">9. The men who think we are beautiful, <br /> that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have <br /> money, are cowards.</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">10. The men who are somewhat <br /> handsome, somewhat nice and have some money <br /> and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and <br /> NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!</font></div><div><font size="3" /></div><div><font size="3">11. The men who never make the first<br /> move, automatically lose interest in us <br /> hen we take the initiative.</font></div></div></td></tr></table>